Greetings

I have finally caved and decided to essentially type utter bullshit that no one will ever read and post it to the net. I'd like to thank Barney Stinson for the inspiration...

Here I will basically be talking about 2 things, makeup and music. This is for the simple reason that these two things are the greatest things on the planet (besides food and sex but thats a totally different blog all together, and I don't want to offend too early on.)

Clearly it will be laced with sarcasm, much like this post has been already and although no one will read it will give me something to other than eat and hump.

So, here goes nothing...